"Pretentious accounting assholes."

Not all dreams come true. Thank heavens for that. If all fantasies were fulfilled, we would have nothing left to yearn for. We'd spend our whole time dealing with the consequences of our unfortunate, ill thought-through wishes, wondering why we set our hearts on so many silly things that are now causing us more problems than they ever solved. Some dreams, though, do come true - and when they do, we are truly glad. Your most burning desire may not be granted this week, but some very important needs will be met.

Yay!
Employment.