The big mystery is back.

Horoscope: We had better get you dressed before the weekend. Having spent the week discussing the sensation of feeling naked and exposed, it is time to sing the praises of a smart outfit and a smooth disguise. You have bared your soul sufficiently. Now, as Jupiter and Neptune edge ever closer towards their conjunction, it is time to explore how, when you create a pretence with enough enthusiasm, you can actually start to turn it into a reality. Dress in your best and be ready to make an excellent impression on many hearts and minds.

Bah..