Ladies and Gentlemen: The Fabulous Stains!

Horoscope: Nobody should ever drink and drive. Nor indeed, should they try to eat and swim, diet and bake, hop and juggle... or fall in love and try to think rationally. Incompatible urges are now welling up within you simultaneously. It's fine to follow one first and then the other, a sensible period later. Don't, though, try both at once. Make a distinction, and be ready if necessary to make a compromise too. No matter what seems, this week, to be beyond resolution, there's a way to sort things out sensibly and pleasingly

"We don't PUT OUT!"