I'm not a saint and I'm not a sinner.

Horoscope: If, 'one good deed deserves another', what does a dastardly deed deserve? We live in a world that is somewhat obsessed by crime and punishment. We appoint authorities to pass judgement on individuals and to issue sentences that must be served. If they are seen to be too lenient, we criticise them. Yet in our dealings with one another, we would always hope to give and receive some sympathy and understanding. This weekend, you have the option to be harsh or to be forgiving. Do as you would be done to.

Would you ever be my fucking boyfriend?
I really need to stop myself.