As a man thinketh in his heart so is he.

So now,
not only do I feel like dirt,
I have realised that it's all my own doing anyway.

Tuesday's horoscope.

If aliens land next week, we will all soon forget the credit crunch. If they are hostile, we can stimulate the economy by gearing up to chase them away. If they are friendly, we can trade with them. So it's a bit of a win/win situation. Bring them on. The funny thing is, the aliens have already landed. They just didn't come in space ships. What are you and I but beings from another world who have mysteriously landed in this one? Take a cosmic view of your situation and it will soon become far less problematic.

Damn you Jonathan Cainer, your always right!

Today's Herald Sun horoscope

It is all getting very interesting. You are fascinated by a recent development. You want to know as much as you can about a certain person or a particular opportunity. To what extent, though, are you like a fish, following a baited hook? Is it really possible just to take a small nibble without getting caught? And might you be better advised to focus on something which is a little less immediately attractive yet a lot more likely to keep you safe and secure? Look more carefully at what your object of obsession is attached to!

Laura

www.laurajeandadelina.blogspot.com

Mein Herr.

I'm standing in a suit
As ragged as my nerves
And I agree what I've become
Is surely worth the hatred
That you've spat at me
The sky above me
The night so deep
That I could trip and drown
And still I see that you would dearly love
To shut me down

Congratulations Marina

You've finally got your learners permit.

Pretty soon you'll have your P's and we can drive your baby to Mexico.

Note to Marina: Buy baby.

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